George went fishing, but at the end of the day

Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an

| Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!

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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new

| Money jokes

Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?

| Clinton jokes

Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.

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What do you get from a cowmedian?

| Cow jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

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Exasperated dragon on the field of

| Various animal jokes

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

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George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. ‘I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me. ‘Why should I do that?’ the owner asked. ‘So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!