Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
| Money jokes
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
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What do you get from a cowmedian?
| Cow jokes
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
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Exasperated dragon on the field of
| Various animal jokes
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. ‘I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me. ‘Why should I do that?’ the owner asked. ‘So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!