How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
| Ant jokes
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
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Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
| Mental health jokes
Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."
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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a
| Journalist jokes
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being
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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives
| Elephant jokes
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference? Stella: That’s what I say, what’s the difference`?