Im giving a surprised birthday party
| Birthday jokes
Im giving a surprised birthday party for you. "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
[ read more ]
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
[ read more ]
An idiotic laborer was told by an
| Idiot and fool jokes
An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."
[ read more ]
What's the hardest thing about learning to
| Bicycle jokes
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.
[ read more ]
Why do wallets make so much noise?
| Money jokes
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
[ read more ]
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!