What do you give a sick snake ?
| Snake jokes
What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
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Flight fifty
| Aviation jokes
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water". "Oh steward
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If six children and two dogs were under
| Weather jokes
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.
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Q: What's the motto of the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
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You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do
| Zoo jokes
You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission.
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Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.