I've got trouble with the wife again - she
| Marriage jokes
I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
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What happens if you cross an Ape with an
| Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
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Johnny was asked
| Religious jokes
Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked
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No, no, no! said the enraged businessman to
| Salesmen jokes
No, no, no! said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!" "That's fine," said the salesman, "I'm selling spectacles."
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A guy comes
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, thi
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Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!