QUESTION: What is the difference between a
| Women jokes
QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
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Q: If called to
| Clinton jokes
Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.
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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the
| Pig jokes
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
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Son: Where are the Himalayas?
| Parent jokes
Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
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What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.