Why did Davy Crockett always
| Birthday jokes
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
| King Kong jokes
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out
| Various animal jokes
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!
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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
| Fishing jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
| Cat jokes
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
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QUESTION: What is the difference between a “Battery” and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.