What was the name of the hog who was knighted by

What magazine makes cows stampede to the

| Cow jokes

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

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What do you call a bloke with a

| Bus jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

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Are you

| Old age jokes

Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!

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Patient: Doctor, you

| Salesmen jokes

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer

| Computer jokes

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you d

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.