A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa
| Religious jokes
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion." And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying
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So What Are You Smuggling?
| Vietnamese
Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, ""What's in the bags?"" ""Rice,"" answered Tuan. The guard says, ""We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."" The guard takes the bags and rips them apa
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Jesus and Satan got into an
| Computer jokes
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would decide the winner. We
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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
| Bed jokes
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
| Baby jokes
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!