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A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa

| Religious jokes

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion." And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying

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So What Are You Smuggling?

| Vietnamese

Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, ""What's in the bags?"" ""Rice,"" answered Tuan. The guard says, ""We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."" The guard takes the bags and rips them apa

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Jesus and Satan got into an

| Computer jokes

Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would decide the winner. We

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