Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Q: How many DP's
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Fred's mother was on the
| Dentist jokes
Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!
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What do snakes write on the bottom of their
| Letter jokes
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
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What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.