What are the pigs warned to look out for in New
| Pig jokes
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.
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On his way out of
| Marriage jokes
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollar
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Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on
| Mental health jokes
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their
| Blonde jokes
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment,
| Men jokes
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
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A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn’t know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he’s dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him. In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, “Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!” The guy flying up looks down and yells, “No, do you know anything about gas stoves?!”