What’s the moral of the story

Father Christmas:I

| Christmas jokes

Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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Now my motto in

| College jokes

Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"

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Q: How many republicans does

| Political jokes

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.

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The General went out to find that none of his

| Military jokes

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on

| Bus jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

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What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can’t keep a good man down !