A weather intern walks into

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

| Telephone jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the

| Car and train jokes

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register. "Cash or charge?" the clerk asked. "Cash," I sna

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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in

| Criminal jokes

Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

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Can you spell very happy with three

| Spelling jokes

Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).

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It was so hot today I saw

| Weather jokes

It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

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A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, “Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas”.