Police Chief: Why

What animals were last

| Elephant jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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An old man and his

| Dirty jokes

An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something. "Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemma see what you got," said the

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A man was driving up a steep and narrow

| Car and train jokes

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, "Pig!" The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, "Moron!" They continue on their way and as the man rounded the nex

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After seeing a

| Car and train jokes

After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the ca

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Men are like coffee.

| Men jokes

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

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Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.