Would you like a duck egg for supper?
| Food jokes
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
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One day the bass player hid one of the
| Music jokes
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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What car do insects drive?
| Car and train jokes
What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.
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Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
| Baby jokes
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
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Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.