Did you hear about the dimwit who went

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP

| Birthday jokes

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A

| Ethnic jokes

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

| Dog jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !

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Why did the Romans build

| History jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn’t have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.