Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
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What did one
| Apple jokes
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
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Will I ever be able to race my
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
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Two fishermen were out
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Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's t
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What do you call a pig with good table manners?
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What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.
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Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.