If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no
| Dirty jokes
If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
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Diner: May I please have a glass of
| Waiter jokes
Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
| Various animal jokes
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked. She simply replied, “No peer pressure.”