A man decided that he was going to ride a
| Police jokes
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains justbecame too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corv
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The major difference between death and taxes
| Political jokes
The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
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First cave man to 2nd cave
| Weather jokes
First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."
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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
| Blonde jokes
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. T
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.