A man decided that he was going to ride a

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car

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Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

| Vampire jokes

Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !

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When did the criminal get smart?

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When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.

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A police officer, though scheduled for

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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife

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A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains justbecame too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn’t gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn’t fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the biketook off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted t he speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, “…and you’re not going to believe this, there is a guy on a bike honking his horn trying to pass….