Q: How do you get a viola section to play
| Music jokes
Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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A guy comes
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, thi
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Why is an elephant braver
| Elephant jokes
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !
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Why do little boys whine?
| Men jokes
Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” But the blonde insisted saying, “No. A bet’s a bet.” Then the redhead said “Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.” The blonde replied “Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”