Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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What's the definition of a cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
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They say that the new super computer
| Computer jokes
They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?" The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan." The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was non
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Teenage Driver: But,
| College jokes
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
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Fred: I met a really
| Movie and TV jokes
Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!