A young lady came home and told her Mother
| Marriage jokes
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of
| Accountant jokes
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave,
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When should you feel sorry for a
| Various animal jokes
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
| Lawyer jokes
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.