What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
| Apple jokes
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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Cannibals capture three men. The men
| Cannibal jokes
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The sec
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Why do managers bring suitcases
| Sport jokes
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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What animal always goes to bed
| Bed jokes
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !
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A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work, saying, “May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!” A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it’s a completely different place. The farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there is plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. “Amazing!” the preacher says. “Look what God and you have accomplished together!” “Yes, reverend,” says the farmer, “but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!”