Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
| Religious jokes
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
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What kind of musical instrument do
| Mouse jokes
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
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A distraught mum rushed into the back
| Baby jokes
A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think you're doing?" she demanded. "I'm just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Where is the baby?" asked his Mum. "Under the bath."
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Why did the dish and spoon hide their
| Computer jokes
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!