Two bishops were
| Religious jokes
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"
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Nigel: You said
| Dentist jokes
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
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Dalmer Implicated In MIA, Cattle Death
| Vietnamese
MILWAUKEE (UPI)--Law enforcement officials report an ongoing investigation into leads linking mass murder suspect Jeffrey Dahmer with dozens of unsolved incidents in a score of countries and several historical periods. ""This case is turning into one of those Russian dolls that you just keep findin
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A tough case was being argued in court. The
| Lawyer jokes
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. "The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!" "I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in
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The train was about to pull out of the
| Car and train jokes
The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.