Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with

A guy walks into a bar

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"

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Q: Why do brunettes know so many

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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A priest and a

| Religious jokes

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the street between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi look

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Diner: Waiter, please

| Waiter jokes

Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a

| School jokes

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with “I.” Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say “I am.” Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.