Luke had it first, Paul had it
| Spelling jokes
Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.
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How to cats greet each other at
| Christmas jokes
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
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I used to not get on with my
| Humor jokes
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!
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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to
| Lawyer jokes
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her
| Religious jokes
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no
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What’s a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !