Why did the skunk buy four boxes of
| Various animal jokes
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!
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Two fishermen were out
| Fishing jokes
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's t
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
| Divorce jokes
Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.
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Fred: I got 100 in school today.
| School jokes
Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !
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Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !