Diner: Could I have a glass
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
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New camper: I
| Humor jokes
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
| Lawyer jokes
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have
| Computer jokes
Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "What's that?"
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One day a teacher was asking her class to use
| Dirty jokes
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said "the leaves on the trees are absolute
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Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.