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What do you call a man who has lost 95

| Men jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.

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A man was very proud of his guard

| Dog jokes

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him

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Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of

| Accountant jokes

The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave,

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What's worse

| Dentist jokes

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.