How does an elephant go up a tree?
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
| Bird jokes
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife
| Hunting jokes
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and start
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
| Birthday jokes
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!