Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by

The nurse who can smile when

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The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

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A young lady was conducting a study in to

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A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the airport. After three hours of questioning passengers, she sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pil

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What do you put in a www.ashing

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What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!

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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before

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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?

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What time is it when a clock strikes

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.

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Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said, “But Father, I’m no longer a child!” He said, “I know, that’s why I want you home by eleven.”