Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
| Police jokes
Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
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What do you call a python with a great
| Snake jokes
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
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What kind of ant is good at maths ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
| Judge jokes
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want t
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Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what’s SHAKING!