If you cross a telephone and a pair of

Two Irishmen are sitting in a

| Ethnic jokes

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "that's terrible, di

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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

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Whats black and white and red all

| Car and train jokes

Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen

| Pig jokes

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.