Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.
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What can a whole apple do that half an apple
| Apple jokes
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements
| Yo momma jokes
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
| Children jokes
Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
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My wife sez that I’m too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I’ll have to beg. I told her I’d be fine. I mean look at all the experience I’ve got.