My wife sez that I’m too extravagant; that

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple

| Apple jokes

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

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Your momma is so fat that her measurements

| Yo momma jokes

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

| Children jokes

Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.

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Why can't

| Movie and TV jokes

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

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My wife sez that I’m too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I’ll have to beg. I told her I’d be fine. I mean look at all the experience I’ve got.