What can a monster do that you
| Monster jokes
What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.
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Three buddies die in a car crash, and
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great do
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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
| Ghost jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
| Cat jokes
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.
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What do you call a horse that plays the
| Horse jokes
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
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My teacher’s got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.