Why do women have
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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What do burgers think when they are
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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
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Luke had it first, Paul had it
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Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.
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A man leaves a bar,
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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machin
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.