Mum: Haven’t you finished filling the salt

One day in the Garden of

| Men jokes

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" c

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A Brit, a Frenchman and a

| Ethnic jokes

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothe

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Q. What is the bigest pencil

| Humor jokes

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania

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What did they say about the burger who went

| Burger jokes

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and

| Monster jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

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Mum: Haven’t you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It’s really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !