Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
| Computer jokes
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
| Car and train jokes
Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
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Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
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Seems a guy was driving for hours
| Humor jokes
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
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Teacher: Why do you want to
| School jokes
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.
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Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence across the North Border of the State of Nebraska. . . . the idea being, to stop that cold wind. It might’ve worked, too. The barbed wire they used was strong enough, .but the real problem was that a couple owners of farms on the upper boarder kept leaving their gates open.