What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
| Bus jokes
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
| Accountant jokes
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams so
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What did the earwig say as it fell down the
| Insect jokes
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering????
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room'
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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies. “Okay, where do you live?” “In a house you silly billy!” the blonde replies. “No,no! How do we get there?” the operator asks fustratedly. “Duh! Big Red Truck!!”