Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
| Insect jokes
Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !
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Tom: What did the banana say to
| Banana jokes
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
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ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
| Aviation jokes
ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
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Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…