What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
| Ghost jokes
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
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When do ghosts usually appear?
| Ghost jokes
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
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What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
| Bicycle jokes
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
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What do you call two
| Food jokes
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
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Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask ” how did you catch those ?” Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend “hold my legs now Paddy”. Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. “pull me up, pull me up!!” Paddy asks ” do you have a fish Sean?”………… No replies Sean, “there’s a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!”