Policeman: Why didn't
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
[ read more ]
A man walks into a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket. The bartender asks "He
[ read more ]
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
| Halloween jokes
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
[ read more ]
... Q.) Why
| Blonde jokes
... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.
[ read more ]
On which day do monsters eat people?
| Monster jokes
On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
[ read more ]
Q.How many blonde’s does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.