What happened to the cannibal lion?
| Cannibal jokes
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
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Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
| Insect jokes
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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A businessman hires a private detective to
| Accountant jokes
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.