I've just discovered a method for making wool out
| Cow jokes
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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A mother was teaching her three
| Religious jokes
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into
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How did the farmer find his lost cow?
| Cow jokes
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
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Playing truant from school
| School jokes
Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !
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A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains,
| Dirty jokes
A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: "haven't you ever done anything crazy and wild in your life" and the o
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There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repsitioned to pick up another pole. This went on several times when the foreman came over and asked why they couldn’t measure the poles while they were laying on the ground? The Aggies replied, “we need to know how tall the poles are, not how long”.