How are skunks able to avoid
| Various animal jokes
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!
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Mother
| Fishing jokes
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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Why was the big, hairy,
| Monster jokes
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
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A farmer in the country has a watermelon
| Farmer jokes
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAIN
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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
| Birthday jokes
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down