Fred: I met a really
| Movie and TV jokes
Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
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After the third day of a really torrid
| Marriage jokes
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey ?" "W
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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped
| Dog jokes
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".
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Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't
| Salesmen jokes
Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.
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Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don’t have lightbulbs in caves’