Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
| Face jokes
Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
| Telephone jokes
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
| Dentist jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
| Military jokes
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
| Ghost jokes
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
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Insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.