How can you tell if there is

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this

| Aviation jokes

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation, but were somewhat comf

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The swing doors of the Wild

| Cowboy jokes

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "I

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What's Father Christmas

| Christmas jokes

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

| Beauty jokes

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

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Where do you take a sick horse?

| Horse jokes

Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !